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      <image:caption>Exhibit A. Yours truly circa 2007, in dire need of a protein shake and 2,500 pull-ups. Please note the extreme wrist strain caused by the 11 pound, 1 ounce behemoth nestled safely in his carseat.</image:caption>
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